"Whatever I feel like I wanna do! Gosh!' "But my lips hurt real bad" "Lucky" "I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up" "I see you're drinking 1%, is that 'cause you think you're fat?" "No, I'm freakin' starved, I didn't get to eat anything today" "Maybe I will, Gosh!" "Gross" "A freakin' 12 gauge, what do you think?" "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills" "Dang" "There's a lot more where this came from if you go to the dance with me, yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite" "I forgot to put in the crystals" "Uh...idiot" "Pedro offers you his protection" "Tina, come get some ham!" "What?" "What? Flipping skit? Why didn't anyone tell us about this?
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