Shrek Talking Pen

Hear Shrek (Mike Meyers) say four great lines from “Shrek the Third”! Click the top to hear lines like, “I’m Shrek, you twit,” and “Oh, you had me at ‘vermin-filled…” plus much more.

Donkey Talking Pen

Hear Donkey (Eddie Murphy) say four great lines from “Shrek the Third”! Click the top to hear lines like, “Smiles, everyone… smiles,” and “Don’t worry babies… Daddy’s comin’!” plus much more.

Puss Talking Pen

Hear Puss (Antonio Banderas) say four great lines from “Shrek the Third”! Click the top to hear lines like, “Pray for mercy… from PUSS,” and “Hey! Hey! Easy on the fur!”

Gingy Talking Pen

Hear Gingy the Gingerbread Man say three great lines from “Shrek the Third”! Click the top to hear lines like, “You know the baby’s gonna love it, because I do,” and “The only thing you’re ever gonna be king of… is king of the stupids,” plus much more.

Gingy Talking Clip-on

This Gingy clip-on character figure says up to 4 hilarious lines of audio from the blockbuster new sequel Shrek the Third. This beautifully sculpted figurine uses the actual voice from the movie.

Puss Talking Clip-on

This Puss clip-on character figure says up to 4 hilarious lines of audio from the blockbuster new sequel Shrek the Third. This beautifully sculpted figurine uses the actual voice of Antonio Banderas from the movie.

Homer Talking Pen

Hear Homer say five of his greatest lines from episodes of “The Simpsons”! Click the top to hear lines like, “Ooh… Lunchtime,” and “Woo Hoo! Today is the greatest day of my life,” plus much more.

Bart Talking Pen

Hear Bart say five of his greatest lines from episodes of “The Simpsons”! Click the top to hear lines like, “I didn’t do it” and “Who loves ya, baby,” plus much more.

Talking Krusty Pen

Hear Krusty say five of his greatest lines from episodes of “The Simpsons”! Click the top to hear lines like, “You people are the worst audience I’ve ever seen,” and “Don’t listen to him, kid,” plus much more.

Talking Apu Pen

Hear Apu say five of his greatest lines from episodes of “The Simpsons”! Click the top to hear lines like, “Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart,” and “Thank you, come again,” plus much more.

Hear Nacho Libre as he takes on the world! Fans of Nacho will love these hilarious talking key chains and pens. Now you can join Nacho on his quest any time you want with these fun talking toys. All feature great quotes from the hit movie “Nacho Libre,” starring Jack Black, in Nacho’s own voice! 

Nacho Libre Talking Pen

This cool talking pen features Nacho Libre in his wrestler outfit, and plays six hilarious and quotable lines from the movie in Nacho’s own voice. more details>

Nacho Libre Keychain

Oversized Nacho Libre head key chain says six different lines from the hit movie, in Nacho’s own voice. You’ll feel like you’re accompanying Nacho as he strives to become a top Luchadore wrestler! more details>

Napoleon Dynamite Talking Doll - SOLD OUT !
The ultimate collectible gift for the true Napoleon Dynamite fan! Limited Supply!

• Stands 7-3/4" tall and says 18 different lines from the movie!"
• Sound quality so clear you'll feel like Napoleon Dynamite himself is in the room talking to you!  more details>

FAMILY GUY™ Talking Pens now available. Officially licensed by Fox, these four collectible Family Guy talking pens each say 6 different lines from your favorite Family Guy episodes— in each Family Guy character's own voice! Now you can listen to Family Guy's Stewie, Brian, Peter and Quagmire any time you want simply by clicking the top of the pen!

• These hilarious Family Guy talking pens say 6 different lines each from the hit Fox TV Show "Family Guy"! 
• Great for school, the office or home. A perfect gift for any student!
• 5-1/2" high pen easily fits in pocket or handbag. You can click and listen to your favorite Family Guy character anytime you want!
• Thermal Transfer photo of a different Family Guy character on the pen itself.
• Officially licensed by 20th Century FOX

Talking Brian Pen

Talking Quagmire Pen

Talking 40-Year-Old Virgin Andy Doll

You can click and listen to your favorite lines from 40 Year Old Virgin's Andy Stitzer anytime you want!

Hear Andy Say...
"It loses its value if you take it out of its packaging!"
"Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?"
and many more!

The Boss Talking Pen - SOLD OUT!

This is the ultimate executive pen. Click the top and it loudly says "You're Fired!"
Now YOU have the power to fire anybody you want:

--Fire your boss or rude coworkers at the office, --Fire your teacher at school --Fire annoying family members, --Fire obnoxious guests at your next party or social gathering

You never know when you will need to fire somebody. Be Prepared with the Boss Pen!

There's nothing on the market that compares to Spice Mice. We use a wide mix of high-quality materials such as Satin, Denim, Cotton, Tricot,  Plastic, and Metal to painstakingly capture the true personality of each mouse. Batteries last a minimum of 3,000 to 5,500 playbacks. Top quality speaker and integrated electronics produce exceptional clarity of sound at just the right volume. Each mouse measures between 5 and 6 inches tall and says 3 or more phrases that will be appreciated by both children and adults.

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